26/7/2004 10:41
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manty
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:-) A different version... my way
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My friend wrote this, in response to the original one
BIRTH First Baby: You book at the top university hospital with the best obstetrician and have every intervention and drug available, just in case
Second Baby: You book in at a birth centre with a midwife, a birth ball and a TENS machine
Third Baby: To hell with all that crap, you catch your own baby in the living room
SLEEPING First Baby: You decorate a gorgeous nursery with a huge expensice crib, and spend the whole night trying to get baby to sleep in it
Second Baby: You put the crib in your room, and spend half the night trying to get baby to sleep in it
Third Baby: You put the crib in the garage and sleep the whole night with baby in your bed
PICKING BABY UP First Baby: You are careful to respond only to `genuine` cries, and leave the baby to play on the floor to foster his independence
Second Baby: You decide independence can come later and wear baby on your hip
Third Baby: What`s `independence` anyway? - you go out and buy a sling
FEEDING First Baby: You weigh him before and after each feed and carefully plot his growth, topping him up with bottles, so Daddy can bond
Second Baby: You occasionally remember to chart his growth, while the bottles gather dust
Third Baby: What`s a growth chart? You feed him when he`s hungry
DIAPERS First Baby: You buy the best cotton-weave cover, non-stick strap, elasticated leg, double layered, no-odour, anti-rash dry-feel diapers
Second Baby: You count how many diapers you used for No1, feel guilty and switch to cloth
Third Baby: Who needs diapers?
EDUCATION First Baby: You book him into kindy attached to the elementary school attached to the junior high attached to the high school attached to the best university
Second Baby: You realize the local schools are just as good
Third Baby: You realize you are just as good and sign up for a course in Un-schooling
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